Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-) :»Bash.org(Morsomme sitater fra IRC)»:http://bash.org
bash
Hey, you know what sucks?
Hey, you know what sucks?
Vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Black holes
Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
Lava?
Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
Batty: Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
zeep: rapc?
Batty: …
Batty: Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
zeep: oic
Batty: Though you could also say it’s missing an e
zeep: wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
Fantastisk bra! Noen folk er bare helt LOST!
Har du noen gode historier?
Perfekt timing
Fant denne på bash.org….
<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must’ve chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What’d he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn’t come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don’t want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he’s not still buried, you’ll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken’s going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob @3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken… that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn’t come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn’t know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don’t want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can’t beleive how perfect their timing was